How to Deal With Poor Parking, According to Reddit... It's Brilliant!

"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
03/23/2015 at 20:34 • Filed to: Lifehacks

DISCUSSION (10)

jkm7680 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
03/23/2015 at 20:47

Or gas and matches, BUT FINNNEEEE.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > jkm7680
03/23/2015 at 20:52

I don't know, this would be more of a inconvenience. One gives you a rental car, one makes you have to touch it to get inside.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
03/23/2015 at 20:58

My favourite is when one of our arsehole neighbours must've pissed off someone. So they came out one day and their entire car had been rubbed over with lard. Watching then try to remove it was excellent entertainment.

Rico > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
03/23/2015 at 21:02

Damn that's fucked up. I would only do that if someone was parked blocking my driveway, not a public space.

Nymphicus Hollandicus > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
03/23/2015 at 21:31

I should've done this to some jackass in my dorm's parking lot. This is brilliant!

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
03/23/2015 at 21:42

Oh man, that's ingenious. Non-destructive, and it gets the message across without doing much dirty work.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
03/23/2015 at 22:40

I know someone who did that to someone else with a stick of butter on a hot summer day.

stuttgartobsessed > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
03/24/2015 at 00:34

I left a note on someones car today who took up two spots in a very busy parking area. It read: "Great Job Parking! Maybe next time you'll learn how to drive and not be an Asshole!"

Than I was worried it was going to be an elderly person and almost removed it but then it was two younger girls who had to have noticed how bad they parked and just not cared.

The lesson I learned was that you never know who was driving and what possible extenuating circumstances are involved. Unfortunately not everyone who parks terribly is a self-centered douchebag. :/

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > stuttgartobsessed
03/24/2015 at 00:41

So just do it to cars with shocker stickers in the back?

stuttgartobsessed > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
03/24/2015 at 00:47

Haha basically! No, some people definitely deserve notes informing them of their stupidity! Well, everyone who parks bad should be reminded of that fact, but only some deserve a mean, rude note or prank. For others a polite reminder will do. Unfortunately you don't know who it will be!